Rambo is a miserable 60 year old living in Thailand.
Now I always dug John Rambo, and sure he was a loner...but his first line in the film, about 10 minutes in is:
His second line, about five minutes later, is:
"Fuck The World!"
Goddamn Johnny, did you ever hear if life gives you lemons make lemonade?
The thing is there's an obvious solution. EVERY Other male in the film, which takes place mainly in the steamy jungles of Burma, has a nice closed cropped haircut. Sure they're sweaty and dirty and probably stink to high heaven like JR, but they're not wearing a thick sopping mop on their heads.
A buzzcut will do wonders for your attitude in 1oo degree heat and 100% humidity.
How's the movie, c'mon, you already know if you want to see it, it's Rambo. In this one he joins up with a group of mercenaries to rescue some holy roller group from Colorado from an army of 100 savages. Much more believable than when he took on the entire Russian Army in the last film, although the violence in this one looks video game silly. Every exploding head or limb or full body (and there are plenty of them) looks like a giant water balloon filled with blood getting popped.
Go see it...it's a good one to tide you over until (I have my fingers crossed) Over The Top 2 comes out.
After the movie I went and got my haircut. That was my weekend.
Fuck The World!